Craigslist Ad Haikus

Editors Preface:  We here at the Sports Skollars are a sophisticated and classy bunch.  That’s why when I came up with the idea of using mock craigslist ad’s to post links to the interesting stories you may have missed, I was worried the article would come off as cheap and sketchy (b/c we all know that’s what craigslist is).  The solution for classing up craigslist???  Haikus . . . book it.

For Sale: College Athlete $150,000 OBO

Posted by Cam Newton

I cheated and stole

But I kick ass at football

“second chance”?!? for sale

Male seeking Female: Looking for Hot Team Assistant

Posted by Brett Favre

Too old for football

Here to meet hot assistants

Will send dick pictures

Editors Note:  I was a bit disappointed with Mr. Favre for his lack of originality.  This just seems all too familiar to these prior ads: